Stories from the man himself.
Hugh Hefner, that you?
Robert was expelled from his all-boys school for selling pornographic magazines around. He later went on to explain how he would go around and steal from the newsstands.
"I got so cocky that I would take the entire rack" Pattinson told Stern.
When an employee caught him stealing the magazines, he told him he had to choices - call his parents or the police. He, obviously, chose his parents which led to word getting around at his school which led to him being expelled.
Roberts take on beastiality.
Yeah, you heard that right. Most know Pattinson for his role as Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga. But, If you're here you probably were already aware. In Breaking Dawn part 2, he states in an interview what he would do if he directed the sex scenes. And well.... It included walrus'.
THE GLIZZY GOBBLER.
I respect it, you know? Who doesn't create an entire short film when they're craving a NYC hotdog?